They’re vampires… they’re girls… and they’re in killer bikinis!
Not rated. The original 4 short films are:
Chapter I – Return Of The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls (2005). 10:16 run time. “It was believed that they had been wiped out during the Second World War, but now the Killer Bikini Vampire Girls return to cause havoc. It’s up to one man to bring their terror to an end.” Watch the film on Youtube (here). Starring Scott Congdon, Melissa Cretney, Tiffany Elt, Renae Geddes.
Chapter II – The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls Strike Back (2006). 11:40 run time. “They have returned and now they are trying to increase their numbers. On the anniversary of the death of his fianceé, Quinn discovers a mutilated body that leads him and Anthony to an all girls high school, which is infested by vampires.” Watch the film on Youtube (here). Starring Nicquel Barkla, Ruth Cheah, Scott Congdon, Danielle Edwards, Tiffany Elt, Renae Geddes.
Chapter III – Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 3: A New Hope (2007). 14:46 run time. “A group of summer camp councilors at Camp Hackenslash are systematically being slaughted by a pair of Killer Bikini Vampire Girls. Will any of them be left alive?” Watch the film on Youtube (here). Starring Scott Congdon, Olivia Darby, Jonathon Fitch, Kerri-Anne Huvud, Eileen Payne, Kim Renae Silverstone. Special appearances by Nicquel Barkla, Ruth Cheah, Tiffany Elt, and Renae Geddes as “Charisma”.
Chapter IV – Death Of The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls: The Final Chapter (2008). 5:33 run time. “To escape the rising sun, three Killer Bikini Vampire Girls hide out in a television station… but all is not what it seems.” Watch the film on Youtube (here). Starring Olivia Darby, Sarah Harris, Eileen Payne, Kim Renae Silverstone, and Scott Congdon as “Quinn”.
Watch actress Sarah Harris’s alternate final lines from Death Of The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls: The Final Chapter here …
Then, as two important events converged …
In 2015, to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Return Of The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls, Sam’s Son Productions produced a 5th KBVG film – “inspired by the events of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.”
The Vampire Awakens (2015). 19:48 run time. “Mark, a special-ops soldier, is entrusted with a special mission, propelling him on an epic adventure filled with fearsome and mysterious vampires.” Directed by J.R.L. Jones. Written by J.A. Silvestro. Starring Jake Treacher, Kelsie Anderson, Aimee Nichols, Tammy L. Walters. Special appearances by Cal Rein, Renae Geddes.
Watch The Vampire Awakens on Youtube here …
My thoughts… If you have to ask why these vampire girls wear bikinis, then KBVG isn’t for you! Sure, KBVG is dumb, but it’s dumb fun! Chapter IV is my favorite of the original 4 films! I love Amy (Sarah Harris) – a samurai sword-wielding ex-Navy Seal working as a janitor who kicks Killer Bikini Vampire Girl ass! I pleaded for more Amy and she returned, albeit briefly, in The Vampire Awakens! I haven’t seen Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens – nor do I ever intend to – but I am thankful that the much-anticipated film prompted the return of KBVG!
Read my original post about KBVG on MHE (here).