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Lumberjack Man (2015) is an American horror/comedy film directed by Josh Bear for Madisonian Films. Story by Josh Bear & Bill Muehl. Screenplay by Ed Kuehnel & Matt Entin. Starring Brina Palencia, Brandon Ford, Ciara Flynn, Alex Dobrenko, Chase Joliet, Jarrett King, Andy San Dimas, Christopher Sabat; with Adam Sessler and Michael Madsen.

As the staff of Good Friends Church Camp prepares for a spring break filled with “Fun Under the Son”, a demon logger rises from his sap boiler to wreak his vengeance and feast on flapjacks soaked in the blood of his victims.

Presented by After Dark Films as part of 2015’s 8 Films To Die For.

Rated R. 104 minutes. Watch the trailer here …

My thoughts… Lumberjack Man is about a lumberjack who was killed over his pancake recipe in the late 1800s and, now, he returns as a demon logger every 30 years to slaughter people to use their blood as the syrup on his giant pancakes which he carts around with him as he kills. The horny teen counselors of a Christian church camp will be his next victims unless Dr. Peter Shirtcliff (Michael Madsen) can stop him. Lumberjack Man is a fun slasher parody that delivers a wonderfully ridiculous story, some witty lines, a few awesomely gory kills, plenty of naughty church girls, and an abundance of bare boobs! The ensemble cast is fantastic, especially Ciara Flynn as [SPOILER ALERT!] final girl Faith! I fell for her instantly on the bus scene at the beginning of the movie! She is so adorable! Oh, and she looks amazing in her boy-short undies [SPOILER ALERT!] which she reluctantly strips down to in order to douse herself in maple syrup to defeat the vengeful demon logger! Ridiculous story – remember? If nothing more, Lumberjack Man is one of the best of the 8 Films To Die For series!

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